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bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

(via mommy)

fohk:

heckacute:

I’ve never had a one night stand, but I bet they’re awesome. Sure, the sex could be great, but the singularly uncomfortable morning after chat and exit and the the uncertainty of whether or not you just contracted a sexually transmitted disease are undoubtedly the best parts.   

its the walk of shame home. thats the highlight for me.

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via fuckinq)

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

(via eclecticpandas)

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